Maya Paris comments:
"Tired of the beauty industry's crazy tornado of consumption, manufactured insecurity and drastic solutions?
Time to CrashBangTrollop!
Run Wild, click everything! Dodge the needlefish, tiptoe through the aggravated follicles, help those boobs escape the underwires, Wax on....and off...., spray yourself orange, watch out for the trollop-rocket and don't forget to Vajazzzzz."
|Talk with Maya Paris|